(Source: yugoslave4u)

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year 

pussyglitterweed:

aqualized:

tidal-nymph:

consult-the-winchesters-doctor:

You had me at not crushing my boobs. 

You had me at a place to store food

Reblogging cuz captions…..

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yougotvexed:

reasons to let me cuddle you:

  • I will stick my cold hands all over your body
  • I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
  • I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
  • nuzzling???
  • I will be smiling the whole time
  • you’re warm and I’m not
  • let me leech your heat
  • please

(Source: b-a-d-habits)

raspberrying:

For all my little buddies still in school!! U can do it

(Source: taylorrranne)

doctorspockspaceman:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

that would be so fucking convenient  

danwin:

amazinglarryisnotinthetardis:

latenight-fireworks:

u-n-p-e-r-f-e-c-t:

dulect:

Members of The Pussycat Dolls

  • Nicole Scherzinger
  • ????????
  • ?
  • ?
  • ??
  • ?????

Members of Maroon 5

  • Adam Levine
  • ????????
  • ?
  • ?
  • ??

Members of Paramore

  • Hayley Williams
  • ???
  • ?????????
  • ????
  • ???

Members of the Wanted

  • ????
  • ???
  • ?????????
  • ????
  • ?

Omg fucking this

tastemygayrainbow:

I can eat 6 tacos in one sitting does that turn you on

katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

(Source: baboushkat)

meladoodle:

*misses someone 5 mins after talking to them*

i’d do anything to lose weight except exercising and eating healthy

(Source: chickiefingie)

lebaiserdelamorte:

IF MY GOLDFISH CAN FIT IN A CONDOM SO CAN YOU

(Source: fome-qlo)


(Source: sweetmotherofladygaga)

(Source: dpaf)